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Hump Day Humor

Image credit Ben White via Unsplash.com A Sunday school teacher was telling the story of Daniel in the Lion’s Den. She had a picture of Daniel standing brave and confident, surrounded by lions. One...

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Oh … (Humor)

Image credit: Nathan Dumlao via Unsplash.com A father of 3 daughters was worried when they started dating — and was relieved when all the boys they brought home were pleasant and well-mannered. He...

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A Good Turn Quip

Image Credit: raw pixel via Unsplash.com. “One good turn gets most of the blankets.” Quip Credit: www.mikeysFunnies.com With love, Russ

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Good Question!

Photo by Laercio Cavalcanti on Unsplash Humor from www.mikeysFunnies.com: When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least...

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Bordello Justice is Coming!

My latest book, Bordello Justice, features adventure, hard-hitting action, danger, humor, and a touch of passion and romance. Traveling from Massachusetts to California in search of answers to his...

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Friday Holy Humor

Photo credit: Aaron Burden via Unsplash.com A little girl became restless as the preacher’s sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, “Mommy, if we give him the...

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A Child’s Observation

Photo credit: Jorg Karg via Unsplash.com A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to...

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A Matter of Timing (Humor)

Image credit: Matt Brockie via Unsplash.com Dewey heard that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays. So, on his 21st birthday, Dewey and his big...

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Friday Funny

Photo Credit: Ben White via Unsplash.com Joke Credit: www.mikeysFunnies.com My older son loves school, but his younger brother Tommy absolutely hates it. One weekend Tommy cried and fretted and tried...

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Mental Strength

  The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes,...

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Kids Say the Funniest Things

Photo Credit: Ben White via Unsplash.com KIDS SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS “Close the curtains,” requested a tot, sitting in a pool of bright light. “The sun’s looking at me too hard.” Someone asked a...

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Stop Peeing in the Kitty Litter!

  My non-fiction book about the fun and craziness of parenting, “Stop Peeing in the Kitty Litter” is now available on Amazon, Audible, and iTunes. $3.46, or free with your Audible trial. With love, Russ

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Quick Thinking Humor!

It was the night of the children’s Christmas play and little Johnny was upset because he didn’t get the part of Joseph.  He was assigned the inn keeper. Because he was still bitter, when Joseph and...

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His Wife Probably Wasn’t Laughing

As the manager of our hospital’s softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that...

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A Tax Funny

  I rarely use the words “tax and “funny” together in the same phrase or title, but in the case of the joke below it seemed fitting. By the way, good luck with your taxes this year. May the total you...

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Taxing Humor

To all who suffered the maddening tax forms and found you owe substantially more money this year than last, I offer my condolences and this humor, courtesy of http://www.mikeysFunnies.com: There was...

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A Ring Funny

One day while driving through a neighborhood near his church, Pastor John saw a little boy on a front porch, struggling trying to reach the doorbell. Feeling like he needed to help the young fellow, he...

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Hump Day Humor: Time to Go!

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure...

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Treasures of the Heart

My second western romance book, Treasures of the Heart will soon be available in ebook, softcover, and audiobook formats. Here are a brief description and sample: Treasures of the Heart A quiet quirky...

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But, Honey …

An older couple is having dinner in a restaurant. The wife sees another couple about their age sitting in a booth nearby. She sees the husband sitting close to his wife, with his arm around her. He is...

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