Please forgive me in advance for the joke I’m about to tell (because you may not want to after you’ve read it)…
Overheard at an old time western bar –
There’s going to be a hanging today, Brown Paper Pete is going to be strung up.
What an odd name? Where did he get that from?
…
Well, he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt, a brown paper jacket, brown paper pants, brown paper socks and brown paper shoes
What crime did he commit?
… rustlin’
