Something Punny Tuesday
Sorry! I couldn’t help myself! I tried to mooove away from the photo but it had me by the horns. And the photo was so black-and-white despite being in color. I think that cow is spot on! Doesn’t she...
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GREAT TRUTHS THAT CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: ~ No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. ~ When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. ~ If your sister hits you, don’t hit...
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I enjoyed this creative, clever, fun, and short video and think you will too. http://www.youtube.com/embed/iKqpvriKZuA Love, Russ
View Article“I Know What Will Make You Feel Better…
(Source: Dogbook’s photo via Paws to Talk) …A Great Big Hug Every Day!” That sounds like a great prognosis and prescription to me! Love, Russ
View ArticleSuperman and 007 Have Nothing On This Little Critter
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=519124068138242 Nothing appears to be impossible for one with this much determination. Jan Beekman posted this on Facebook. Thank you, Jan. I enjoyed it a lot....
View ArticleMaking A Point…
(Source: Forever Awezome) I cracked up when I saw the photo and the words accompanying it. I think a lot of spouses can relate! Love, Russ
View ArticleI Just Couldn’t Help Myself
Please forgive me in advance for the joke I’m about to tell (because you may not want to after you’ve read it)… Overheard at an old time western bar – There’s going to be a hanging today, Brown Paper...
View ArticlePhoto Phun
(Source: Forever Awezome) (Source: LMAO Cop Humor) (Source: Laugh It’s Free via Karen Robescue-Fan Page) (Source: Forever Awezome) Since two of these photos are of frozen climes, I will soon send to...
View ArticleFun Signs
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” ************************** In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” ************************** At an Optometrist’s Office: “If...
View ArticleA Bad Day’s Brewin’
When I woke up Key sites were down Spent all mornin’ On work-arounds Cut a toe on a tack I didn’t see on the floor Jumped and banged my elbow On the edge of a door Bathroom flooded Sewer line’s blocked...
View ArticleUnder 1 Roof: 12 Kids, 2 Women, and 1 Very Patient Man
For those who are tired of reading my poetry–and I imagine that your numbers are legion–I’ve decide to re-post a story and a song or two. Here’s a story for newer readers: Under 1 Roof: 12 Kids, 2...
View ArticleKids Say The Darndest Things!
WHY GOD MADE MOMS Brilliant answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean...
View ArticleA Tough Teacher
When I begin to believe I’ve got life licked It shows me in many Not-so-subtle ways That I’m far from Mastering it. –Russ Towne
View ArticleSometimes The Rain Of Life Falls So Hard…
(Source: Unknown–I saw it on FB without attribution) …that even frogs need an umbrella! May this site be an umbrella for you on even your rainiest days! Love, Russ
View ArticleHome Maintenance
Our lawns need mowing A cobweb’s growing A gate is sagging Repairs are lagging Shelves are dusty A latch is rusty A faucet leaks Our hall floor creaks Laundry’s piled on the floor A broken knob is on a...
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