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Something Punny Tuesday

Sorry! I couldn’t help myself! I tried to mooove away from the photo but it had me by the horns. And the photo was so black-and-white despite being in color. I think that cow is spot on! Doesn’t she...

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The Great Race

For those who could use a laugh or a smile… Love, Russ

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Family and Aging Humor

GREAT TRUTHS THAT CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: ~ No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. ~ When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. ~ If your sister hits you, don’t hit...

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“Norton”

I enjoyed this creative, clever, fun, and short video and think you will too. http://www.youtube.com/embed/iKqpvriKZuA Love, Russ

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Why Let Your Friends Have All The Fun?

(Source: Forever Awezome) Love, Russ

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“I Know What Will Make You Feel Better…

(Source: Dogbook’s photo via Paws to Talk) …A Great Big Hug Every Day!” That sounds like a great prognosis and prescription to me! Love, Russ

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Superman and 007 Have Nothing On This Little Critter

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=519124068138242 Nothing appears to be impossible for one with this much determination. Jan Beekman posted this on Facebook. Thank you, Jan. I enjoyed it a lot....

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Making A Point…

(Source: Forever Awezome) I cracked up when I saw the photo and the words accompanying it. I think a lot of spouses can relate! Love, Russ

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I Just Couldn’t Help Myself

Please forgive me in advance for the joke I’m about to tell (because you may not want to after you’ve read it)… Overheard at an old time western bar – There’s going to be a hanging today, Brown Paper...

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Photo Phun

(Source: Forever Awezome) (Source: LMAO Cop Humor) (Source: Laugh It’s Free via Karen Robescue-Fan Page) (Source: Forever Awezome) Since two of these photos are of frozen climes, I will soon send to...

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Fun Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” ************************** In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” ************************** At an Optometrist’s Office: “If...

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Humor On Hump Day

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A Bad Day’s Brewin’

When I woke up Key sites were down Spent all mornin’ On work-arounds Cut a toe on a tack I didn’t see on the floor Jumped and banged my elbow On the edge of a door Bathroom flooded Sewer line’s blocked...

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Under 1 Roof: 12 Kids, 2 Women, and 1 Very Patient Man

For those who are tired of reading my poetry–and I imagine that your numbers are legion–I’ve decide to re-post a story and a song or two. Here’s a story for newer readers: Under 1 Roof: 12 Kids, 2...

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For Those Who Are Having A Challenging Day

Photo: Old West trading Post Love, Russ

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Kids Say The Darndest Things!

WHY GOD MADE MOMS Brilliant answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean...

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A Tough Teacher

When I begin to believe I’ve got life licked It shows me in many Not-so-subtle ways That I’m far from Mastering it. –Russ Towne

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Big Joy In Life’s Little Miracles

(Source: Heart Touching Images) Love, Russ

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Sometimes The Rain Of Life Falls So Hard…

(Source: Unknown–I saw it on FB without attribution) …that even frogs need an umbrella! May this site be an umbrella for you on even your rainiest days! Love, Russ

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Home Maintenance

Our lawns need mowing A cobweb’s growing A gate is sagging Repairs are lagging Shelves are dusty A latch is rusty A faucet leaks Our hall floor creaks Laundry’s piled on the floor A broken knob is on a...

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